That’s probably how I would open the awards if I were hosting, which is likely why they chose Ben Mulroney and Genevieve Borne instead. Totally fine, guys, wise choice.
I’ve profiled like Diddy Kong (that is, a speedy foil to the former DK) the last few days to marshal my thoughts on the nominees I was lucky enough to find and try ahead of the Canadian Cheese Grand Prix – the country’s biggest national cheese competition!
Here are the cheeses I profiled:
Let’s take a moment of appreciation for the fact that Canada even has a national cheese competition. We’re becoming more internationally recognized and renowned as producers of fine ass cheese, and that warms my patriotic, cheese-lovin’ heart.
I’ll have a recap of the winners of the Canadian Cheese Grand Prix tomorrow (Eeeeeeee!), but if you, like me, can’t hardly wait, follow along with their live-blog on Twitter @100CanadianMilk!
Here’s how I’ll be enjoying the awards:
But if you want me to host next year, I’ll totally dress up and stuff. Snuggie-free.